Our humor columnist reviews her favorite time of the year: Halloweekend
This Halloweekend, our humor columnist dusted off her old party boots to partake in the season’s festivities. Read more »
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Vote for our humor columnist in the 2024 presidential election
Our humor columnist shares what she would do if she were president, just in time for the upcoming election. Read more »
Be cool when covering your eyes during a scary movie with these tips
Our humor columnist gives readers tips on how to handle watching scary movies, as the spooky season approaches. Read more »
The best ways to make a move on your Marriage Pact match
Our humor columnist gives readers clear advice on how to deal with their new Marriage Pact matches, including reaching out quickly but not desperately. Read more »
These Juice Jam headliners would kill it, our humor columnist says
While our humor columnist considers this year's Juice Jam a success, she has her own headliners in mind and is not afraid to bribe them with Pastabilities, or a cheaper food option. Read more »
Our humor columnist wants to see these electives on SU's course catalog
Now that she is an upperclassman, our humor columnist has some ideas about the offered Syracuse University elective classes. Read more »
Our humor columnist has a million issues with the Great NY State Fair
As a hard-to-please Syracuse resident, our humor columnist lists her complaints with the Great New York State Fair. Read more »
The lies needed to tell to your bffs about the summer you definitely had...or didn't
Following the advice of her middle school guidance counselor, our humor columnist prepares for back to school season with a list of lies to tell her friends about her awesome summer adventures. In reality, her most exciting summer days consisted of trips to the movie theater. Read more »
Our humor columnist says to ditch 'hot girl summer' and follow these beach trip tips
Our humor columnist prepares for summer break with a list of dos and don'ts. Ready to relax on upstate New York beaches, she makes friends using the Hippo method, keeping only her eyes “above the water.” Read more »
Our humor columnist hates her title. She's on a mission to become more serious.
Forget the hilarious jokes, our humor columnist will only discuss serious topics from now on. Prepare for columns on theater, literature and other scholarly subjects. Read more »
Our humor columnist has the best prank ideas for every jokester’s favorite holiday
Our humor columnist details her process of pulling off the best April Fools’ Day prank ever. Read more »
Our humor columnist could bring everything to the table as the next Otto
Today, our humor columnist writes a plea to be next in line to be Otto the Orange. From her lack of social anxiety to her outstanding dedication, she is the perfect candidate. Read more »
Our humor columnist can help you find a job to pay off your student loans
Prepared to charge a couple bucks for teaching a Zumba class or washing the Otto mascot costumes? Our Humor Columnist shares ideas for odd jobs around campus that might help to pay off student loans. Read more »
Our humor columnist has tips for you to enjoy her least favorite activity: sports
Ever gotten bored at a basketball game but still wanted to be a part of the school spirit? Our humor columnist has tips to keep you occupied. Read more »
Our humor columnist offers free therapy for any stressed-out college student
Apparently, self-care is not Goldfish crackers. Instead, our humor columnist writes to try exercising by running to class or “Just Dance 2018.” Read more »
Our humor columnist's dream bid day themes would make any new member's day
Our humor columnist tells you every bid day theme that the Syracuse sororities missed this weekend. From Deep Sea Creatures to the Industrial Revolution, here are next year's best themes. Read more »
Our humor columnist mourns Michael Cera’s Oscar ‘Barbie’ snub
Michael Cera was robbed of his Oscar nomination for his performance as Allan in “Barbie.” Our humor columnist details her thoughts, opinions and her most controversial opinions on this year’s Oscar nominations. Read more »
'Pi Pi Pi' is our humor's columnists dream sorority
Check out our Humor Columnist's newest (fictional) sorority. Here’s why you should go Tri Pi. Read more »
Our humor columnist knows the best bathrooms for breaking down
Get your crying, shopping and sweet treats in at Marshall Square Mall Read more »
Our humor columnist’s holiday wishlist, finals edition
If you’ve ever had five finals on one day or slipped on ice in front of a crowd, you’ll relate to this wishlist Read more »
Our humor columnist is on a mission to name SU's dorm replacing the Sheraton
From alumni recognition to freshman jealousy, our humor columnist has thoughts on the new Sheraton dorms Read more »
Our humor columnist gives Halloween costumes a much-needed sultry facelift
Take inspiration from our humor columnist for your next sexy Halloween look Read more »
Your dentist, Oprah, and Grandma: 10 people who should visit campus
Our humor columnist offers alternatives for celebrity visits to Syracuse Read more »
Prepare your tissues for Juice Jam (sad version)
Get your cry on with this Juice Jam lineup Read more »
